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Saturday, September 23, 2017



photos/ebayfeb326.jpgDoesn't it just figure; you go away for a week or so and return to all that had its way in your absence-like mowing the weed patch that passes for ‘lawn.' And so it was.... Mowing is not my favorite chore under any circumstances, but it had to be done, so I trudged down to the tractor shed, opened the hood of the New Holland and pulled up the dipstick, knowing the engine would need to be topped off. It had been using a good bit of oil lately, but oil is cheap and labor to ‘fix' the problem is expensive. This year had already been one big financial hemorrhage, so I dumped in enough oil to bring it up to the full mark and backed out of the shed, ignoring the shiny black puddle left behind.

VAH-ROOOM, BIP BIP BIP went the engine and with each BIP BIP BIP, the mower disengaged. A dreaded task just became more bothersome. Something was wrong, so I called Tommy, my tractor guru and in a flash the young mechanical genius arrived on his ATV, made a few adjustments and said, "I'll just mow for you."  (Ah, music to my ears!)  "I hate to tell you this, but that oil leak is getting worse and you're gonna have to have a ring job pretty soon. It's gonna be expensive and you'll probably have trouble finding someone to do it," he warned before setting off in a cloud of blue smoke.

Tommy does a good job mowing. In no time at all he finished the ‘lawn' around the house and asked about mowing the pasture. "Sure, go ahead and do that too," I replied. "I'll get the gate for you." 

He'd only made a few passes when I heard him scream, "FIRE!" I turned around and sure enough, orange flames were licking from under the motor. "GET OFF!' I yelled although he was already beating feet across the pasture. I ran to get the bad asses into the barn and grabbed the fire extinguisher. Here's a tip I learned after the fact from the fire chief: Those fire extinguishers that seem like insurance against such situations don't work after years of languishing on the wall hanger. They need to be up-ended and banged on the floor once a year to keep the chemical powder inside from solidifying. Such was the case with the useless red extinguisher. It was dead. 


In retrospect I'm not sure which of us dialed 911 as we waited for the gas tank to explode. It was pretty obvious the New Holland was a goner. The flames were really spectacular by the time the tanker truck, the police and countless volunteer firemen arrived. Rubber-neckers in cars slowed to watch as an impressive young woman, delicate as a butterfly dragged the heavy hose from the tanker to the flames and with the help of a young man who appeared to be about fourteen years old aimed the foam-spewing stream at what was once my trusty tractor. When at last the flames died down, all that remained was a blackened heap of metal that a scrapper was happy to haul away later that week.


Twice in less than two months I've had to call 911; first for EMS who transported me to hospital and then for the fire department. I don't think I ever fully appreciated these life-saving services until I was on the receiving end. I will be forever grateful, but sure hope I won't have to call on them again anytime soon!

PS: Big Blue has been replaced by Big Orange (Husquevarna). What else can go wrong before 2017 is over? 



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Sunday, September 17, 2017

What could go wrong?


Who among us hasn't said, "Oh, go to hell!"  Answer: my mother. Ever aware of her assumed role as a ‘good Lutheran,' she'd exclaim, "Oh, you can just go to Halifax!" As if in compliance to that order from the grave, that's precisely where I found myself, but for much longer than I'd planned.

The birthday celebration trip to Nova Scotia recalled that hilarious film Trains, Planes and Automobiles, but when you are the ‘star' it's not so funny. 

I thought I'd covered all bases; a good flight, car rental and hotel all paid for in advance. What could go wrong? Umm, pretty much everything....

The flight got in to Halifax at quarter after midnight. ‘Easy peasy through customs, etc., then off to the Hertz counter to collect the rental car. So far, so good-until the agent looked at my driver's license."Sorry, but I can't give you a car and no one else in the Province will rent a car to someone with an invalid license." What? How did I not notice that my driver's license had expired 3 days earlier-on my birthday.

"But, but, but...," I stammered. ‘A grace period perhaps? No. What to do? It was raining in Halifax when I crawled into the cab and began to weep. For a $63.00 fare the driver delivered me to the pre-booked hotel 14 miles from the airport where I was met by a flashing NO VACANCY sign.

"Sorry, no room for you," said the bored desk clerk who remained unmoved when I flashed my printed confirmation. "You should have reserved it for yesterday," he said. Clearly this man did not understand the difference between AM and PM, an issue I had emphasized upon booking the room that he was now telling me did not exist. Not even a chair to sit upon in the cluttered office, but then, appearing like a bespectacled angel from a dark adjoining room a tiny woman informed me that she had located a room at another hotel and would even drive me there. The room was more than twice the price of the room that I'd booked, but at least I'd sleep in a bed instead of under a bridge and could deal with the unfolding dilemma in the morning.

When I called my friend who was expecting me at her farm around noon and explained the situation, she advised getting myself to the bus station which would drop me in a city not too far from her place and she would be there to collect me. I breathed a sigh of relief, opened the draperies and looked out upon a beautiful sunny Nova Scotia morning. After a lovely breakfast and another costly cab ride I purchased a $51.00 bus ticket and climbed aboard with a handful of others including ‘Mary' who was apparently a regular rider.

Poor Mary was not young. She weighed about 90 pounds and sported just a few teeth, none of them in good shape. Her skin tight jeans and a fringed leather jacket enhanced her performance as she danced madly and hopped about the terminal and onto the bus like a jitterbug, clearly hyped up on more than just coffee. Other than Mary, who quickly ran out of steam, the long ride was silent. At last the bus hissed to a stop and there was my friend. Surely she would know how to ‘fix' my predicament, right? Not quite.... 

I had so looked forward to visiting another friend, hiking in the Cape Breton Highlands, spending long hours alone walking the beach and to recharging my mental and physical energies, but that was not to be. While her farm is lovely, it is essentially where I spent the entire trip with only a few respites. Even so, the change of scene was nice as was catching up on events since last years visit. I read a couple of good books and cataloged some projects I'd implement when I returned home.

At last I pulled into my own driveway, happy to finally be alone with my animals and to sleep in my own bed. All was well-until the fire....


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Sunday, September 3, 2017

Up, up and away.


Another birthday has come and gone (thank goodness) and so to ‘celebrate' this landmark I decided to spend time at one of my favorite places-Nova Scotia. In a few hours I'll be soaring through troubled skies toward a peaceful sanctuary in the Maritimes.  The purpose of this trip is to hopefully restore tranquility and to revive creative inspiration. Keep fingers crossed.

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